Movie Quotes

‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance.

Sylvester Stalone in Rocky – 1976

*We* are the music makers… and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory – 1971

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.

Chevy Chase in Caddyshack – 1980

A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?

Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite – 2004

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same.

Jessica Tandy in Fried Green Tomatoes – 1991

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory – 1971

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like salmon.

Dumb and Dumber

According to the map we’ve only gone 4 inches.

Dumb and Dumber

Aim For The Head.

Shaun Of The Dead – 2004

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one.

Al Pacino in Scarface – 1983

Allow myself to introduce…Myself.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery – 1997

Ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry

At last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

Bill Pullman in Spaceballs – 1987

Austria! Well, then. G’day mate!

Dumb and Dumber

Besides, Everyone Knows I’m Training To Be A Cage Fighter

Aaron Ruell in Napoleon Dynamite – 2004

Big mistake. Big. Huge.

Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman – 1990

Boo frickity hoo.

Mike Myers in Austin Powers In Goldmember – 2002

Bow to your sensei!

Diedrich Bader in Napoleon Dynamite – 2004

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School – 1986

Build her a cake or something.

Efrin Ramirez in Napoleon Dynamite – 2004

But my lips hurt real bad!

Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite – 2004

C’mon, You’re Being Very Un-dude.

Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The – 1998

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory – 1971

Cause’ when da surf’s good, nobody works!

John Philbin in North Shore – 1987

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.

Dumb and Dumber

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, Grandma.

Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore – 1996

Chicka Chicka Yeaaaah!!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse in Superbad – 2007

Chlorophyll, more like Boriphyll!

Billy Madison

Cinda-F**kin’-Rella.

Laura San Giacomo in Pretty Woman – 1990

Clear the mechanism.

For the Love Of The Game

Clearence, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What’s Our Vector Victor?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Airplane – 1980

Coffee is for closers…

Alec Baldwin in Glenngarry Glenn Ross – 1992

Come on, give me some of your tots.

Bracken Johnson in Napoleon Dynamite – 2004

Cool Beans.

Jorma Taccone in Hot Rod – 2007

Crisco, Bardohl, Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball.

Chelcie Ross in Major League – 1989

Cut me, Mick.

Sylvester Stalone in Rocky – 1976